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Working Class-ic

Good News.

New Marking Criteria

Grade is dependant on the number of empty Pritt Sticks submitted.

I get my ingredients fresh.

”The computer is to graphic design what the microwave is to food.” - Milton Glaser

LC·?

London College of What?

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe"

You rarely see that written down.

Sick.vom

The Three Major Nutrients

I was going to say this needs correct punctuation to make it make sense. But it still wouldn't.

Personal Identification Number Number

One of my favourite quantities

"Pea-sized amount"

Another New Word

Congraduation. Congratulations on your Graduation.

Congratulations

Why isn't there a Facebook page for "Cutting sausage links with scissors and imagining it's an umbilical cord".

www.housmans.com

"We are a not-for-profit bookshop, specialising in books, zines, and periodicals of radical interest and progressive politics. We stock the largest range of radical newsletters, newspapers and magazines of any shop in Britain."

It's funny you say that.

Premortem

Not used enough.