SHEEP WORRYING

A remark at Chealsea private view

"Look at all these rich guys. They're like kids who collect Pokémon cards but never play. They only care about the Shineys."

AMBIWLANS

Request or fact?

I am Leon

Year One Final Hand-In

Near Burgess Park

Balance on Charlie Sheen

Mononononononononononononononononotonous

Working Class-ic

Good News.

New Marking Criteria

Grade is dependant on the number of empty Pritt Sticks submitted.

I get my ingredients fresh.

”The computer is to graphic design what the microwave is to food.” - Milton Glaser

LC·?

London College of What?

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe"

You rarely see that written down.

Sick.vom

The Three Major Nutrients

I was going to say this needs correct punctuation to make it make sense. But it still wouldn't.

Personal Identification Number Number

One of my favourite quantities

"Pea-sized amount"

Another New Word

Congraduation. Congratulations on your Graduation.

Congratulations

Why isn't there a Facebook page for "Cutting sausage links with scissors and imagining it's an umbilical cord".

www.housmans.com

"We are a not-for-profit bookshop, specialising in books, zines, and periodicals of radical interest and progressive politics. We stock the largest range of radical newsletters, newspapers and magazines of any shop in Britain."

It's funny you say that.

Premortem

Not used enough.

A lemon tree perhaps?

My cannibal tomato plant is back on water now. The tomato juice was too thick to be absorbed into the soil. I watered it down but then that defeated the object. Im going to try again with a plant that has much less viscous fruit juices. A lemon tree perhaps?

Home is where the heat is.

That's London for now.

UHU

With all due respect.

I wonder if Haitians resent the Japanese for taking all the aid and stuff?

Final Piece.

It's not morbid that I want to one day design my own tombstone.

Tom

Day 1 - This is my newest tomato plant which as of today is a cannibal. It will be fed only slightly watered-down tomato juice. If it's not watered down then the tomato juice is too viscous to soak into the soil. I hope there is not an equivalent of the RSPCA for plant-life.

26° Spring

Do you reckon the moon is getting jealous of how much attention the sun is getting at the moment?

Albino Broccoli

Cauliflower

I N T R O D U C I N G C A T S ● Alan C. Jenkins

I bought this nice book for 20p from a charity shop. Pretty cool binding, unusual layouts, and cat-themed poems throughout.

DUI

Is driving a wheel chair when your inebriated like drink driving?

Quasi-Design

New Term.

If I water my tomato plant with tomato juice is that like cannibalism?

New project. Im going to see If I can keep a tomato plant alive on only tomato juice.

The first thought into my head when I wake up drunk.

If you have sex with a schizophrenic does it count as a threesome?

The Woods.

Here are some photos from my trip into the wild with my brothers.

Glad my name is Callum Copley.

70 Mph Red Light

 Travelling from Sheffield to Scunthorpe we overtook a red light which was traveling at about 70 on a three-lane motorway. Still haven't worked this one out.

Stuck between his Lead and his Heart.

"In Budapest, surgeons operated on a printer's apprentice Gyoergyi Szabo, 17, who, brooding over the loss of a sweetheart, had set her name in type and swallowed the type." - Time Magazine, 28 December 1936 

"Nen nen ju shin ki" or Soliloquy?

Nobody likes change but I was bored.

Kick them while they're missing.

I might start going round and changing existing "Missing Persons" posters into "Wanted" posters. But I'm not that mean.

I watched them both.

"Not the new one. The one that's good." - Channel 4 commentator between "The day the earth stood still" (original) and Cookery School. This quote pretty much sums up my life though.

Very Clear Palette.

Do you think there are many anorexic chefs?

Product Idea

Quorn on a synthetic bone of some sort. To ween people off meat.

Mind the Dubstep

Two Lenses

Dis·play

dis·play (d-spl)

v. dis·played, dis·play·ing, dis·plays

n.

1.

a. The act of displaying.

b. A public exhibition.

c. Objects or merchandise set out for viewing by the public.

Bullets

Is carrying a knife-sharpener illegal? like carrying bullets to a gun or something?