Sunday, 25 December 2011

Saturday, 24 December 2011


Is the copyright symbol copyrighted?

Monday, 19 December 2011

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Monday, 12 December 2011

First day interning today

Wednesday, 7 December 2011


What happens if Stephen Hawking catches a computer virus?


Public sector workers need to take it to the next level.

Sunday, 4 December 2011

art·y < ar·tis·tic

1. Of or relating to art or artists: the artistic community.
2. Sensitive to or appreciative of art or beauty: an artistic temperament.
3. Showing imagination and skill: an artistic design.


1. Of or relating to artists or the fine arts.
2. Showily or affectedly artistic.
3. Superficially artistic but has no substance or poetry in its conception

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Science is way better than art

Monday, 21 November 2011

It's either

'All or Something' with me.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Phone Book

This is a list of some of the contacts I have saved in my phone. Origins unknown.

Don't Pick Up Callum
Emily JMH
Lennie Dealer
Moe Aloha
Rose Promoter

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Jacques & Jill

Nursery Rhyme (Continental Remix)

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

A logo I just made for a research project I'm starting

Solo artists'

I like going to solo artists' exhibitions because it's like you're walking around someone else's mind

Deep House

Basically drowning in this Deep House.

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Wrong Angle

"If it's not a right angle - it's a wrong angle." - Richard, "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"

Thursday, 27 October 2011

Light-Blue Tac

I like to mix "Blu Tac" and "White Tac" to make "Light-Blue Tac".


If "Condensed" is narrower than "Regular". Then surely wider than "Regular" should be called "Evaporated".

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Freezing Planet

As a graphic designer - my greatest influence is David Attenborough
My mountains are as high as mountains.

Monday, 24 October 2011

Pretty emo thought I had?

"kill for hate, die for love"

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

<    ARE MY    >

Monday, 17 October 2011


Test shots with my new camera. Olympus OM-20. The shots are actually for a project at university (based around the idea of hide-and-seek).


A few weeks back was the UAL freshers fair where myself and the LCMS team were handing out the latest issue of the magazine. This time round it was however printed as a newspaper and designed by me. I am now "Art Director" rather than "Commissioning Editor".

Sunday, 16 October 2011


Im currently waiting on my film to be developed from my first shoot with my new camera - an Olympus OM-20. I found a manual online for this model and it has some pretty obscure illustrations in it which I like.

Saturday, 15 October 2011


Im in the habit of accidentally putting a "c" instead of an "x" at the end of my texts. I don't want people to think I'm signing it "c" as short for Callum or something. That would be lame.

Wednesday, 12 October 2011



Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Tuesday, 20 September 2011


Sunday, 4 September 2011


from copp ‘hilltop’ + leah ‘woodland clearing’.

Monday, 29 August 2011


If you sunbathe whilst pregnant, does you baby get a tan too?

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Sunday, 14 August 2011


Seedless Grapes

Saturday, 13 August 2011


The less you like - the better taste you have.

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Saturday, 30 July 2011


Between Hove and Brighton. 

Saturday, 16 July 2011

- - : - -

I had my house robbed and have lost all my work apart from what is on here and my portfolio site This is a low point in my life. This symbol that I saw on a VCR cheered me up. Fucking hate technology.

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Tuesday, 5 July 2011


is far better than "50% Off"


'The Catcher In The Rye' is a goddam* good book.

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

A remark at Chealsea private view

"Look at all these rich guys. They're like kids who collect Pokémon cards but never play. They only care about the Shineys."

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

New Marking Criteria

Grade is dependant on the number of empty Pritt Sticks submitted.

I get my ingredients fresh.

”The computer is to graphic design what the microwave is to food.” - Milton Glaser

Tuesday, 24 May 2011


London College of What?

Monday, 23 May 2011

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe"

You rarely see that written down.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Monday, 16 May 2011

The Three Major Nutrients

I was going to say this needs correct punctuation to make it make sense. But it still wouldn't.

Personal Identification Number Number

One of my favourite quantities

"Pea-sized amount"

Sunday, 15 May 2011

Another New Word

Congraduation. Congratulations on your Graduation.


Why isn't there a Facebook page for "Cutting sausage links with scissors and imagining it's an umbilical cord".

Saturday, 14 May 2011

"We are a not-for-profit bookshop, specialising in books, zines, and periodicals of radical interest and progressive politics. We stock the largest range of radical newsletters, newspapers and magazines of any shop in Britain."

It's funny you say that.

Friday, 6 May 2011


Not used enough.

Friday, 29 April 2011

A lemon tree perhaps?

My cannibal tomato plant is back on water now. The tomato juice was too thick to be absorbed into the soil. I watered it down but then that defeated the object. Im going to try again with a plant that has much less viscous fruit juices. A lemon tree perhaps?

Monday, 25 April 2011

Sunday, 24 April 2011

Thursday, 21 April 2011

With all due respect.

I wonder if Haitians resent the Japanese for taking all the aid and stuff?

Final Piece.

It's not morbid that I want to one day design my own tombstone.


Day 1 - This is my newest tomato plant which as of today is a cannibal. It will be fed only slightly watered-down tomato juice. If it's not watered down then the tomato juice is too viscous to soak into the soil. I hope there is not an equivalent of the RSPCA for plant-life.

26° Spring

Do you reckon the moon is getting jealous of how much attention the sun is getting at the moment?

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Monday, 18 April 2011

I N T R O D U C I N G C A T S ● Alan C. Jenkins

I bought this nice book for 20p from a charity shop. Pretty cool binding, unusual layouts, and cat-themed poems throughout.


Is driving a wheel chair when your inebriated like drink driving?

Sunday, 17 April 2011


New Term.

If I water my tomato plant with tomato juice is that like cannibalism?

New project. Im going to see If I can keep a tomato plant alive on only tomato juice.

The first thought into my head when I wake up drunk.

If you have sex with a schizophrenic does it count as a threesome?

Friday, 15 April 2011

The Woods.

Here are some photos from my trip into the wild with my brothers.

Glad my name is Callum Copley.

70 Mph Red Light

 Travelling from Sheffield to Scunthorpe we overtook a red light which was traveling at about 70 on a three-lane motorway. Still haven't worked this one out.

Thursday, 14 April 2011

Stuck between his Lead and his Heart.

"In Budapest, surgeons operated on a printer's apprentice Gyoergyi Szabo, 17, who, brooding over the loss of a sweetheart, had set her name in type and swallowed the type." - Time Magazine, 28 December 1936 

"Nen nen ju shin ki" or Soliloquy?

Nobody likes change but I was bored.

Kick them while they're missing.

I might start going round and changing existing "Missing Persons" posters into "Wanted" posters. But I'm not that mean.

Monday, 11 April 2011

I watched them both.

"Not the new one. The one that's good." - Channel 4 commentator between "The day the earth stood still" (original) and Cookery School. This quote pretty much sums up my life though.

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Very Clear Palette.

Do you think there are many anorexic chefs?

Friday, 1 April 2011

Product Idea

Quorn on a synthetic bone of some sort. To ween people off meat.

Mind the Dubstep

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Two Lenses


dis·play (d-spl)
v. dis·played, dis·play·ing, dis·plays

a. The act of displaying.
b. A public exhibition.
c. Objects or merchandise set out for viewing by the public.


Is carrying a knife-sharpener illegal? like carrying bullets to a gun or something?
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